SeinQuotes

S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:16:09 not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.
00:16:14 You know, "Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the position...
00:16:17 strip down and meet the people you'll be working with."
S02E06 - The Statue
00:19:20 I am proofreading a food-allergy cookbook.
00:19:24 -Can't you talk to your boss? -I did.
00:19:27 He loves Rava.
S02E07 - The Revenge
00:00:25 up for a big job promotion down at the office or something?
00:00:27 Afraid the boss will catch this on TV
00:00:30 and go, "Isn't that Johnson from Sales?
S03E05 - The Library
00:16:55 Remember that biography I recommended?
00:16:57 My boss hated it!
00:16:59 I'm right here.
00:20:22 Oh. So I took your suggestion,
00:20:24 and I gave my boss Marion's poems,
00:20:27 the ones that affected Kramer so much.
S03E12 - The Red Dot
00:02:24 How can you just get it?
00:02:25 My boss told me to find someone. I'm in charge of it.
00:02:27 All you have to do is meet him. Come on.
00:13:18 She keeps calling me.
00:13:19 She's threatening to go to the boss and tell him everything.
00:13:21 I could lose my job. I gotta do something.
S03E16 - The Fix-Up
00:08:02 He tried to...
00:08:04 poison his boss.
00:08:06 Excuse me?
00:10:52 He once spent a weekend with a woman.
00:10:58 He didn't really try to poison his boss.
00:11:01 Yeah, he did.
S03E21 - The Letter
00:05:04 What a great day.
00:05:05 I could have been at my boss' son's bris right now.
00:05:09 That's what you were supposed to do today?
S04E13 - The Pick
00:09:36 I sent this card to hundreds of people!
00:09:40 My parents, my boss--
00:09:43 Nana and Papa.
S05E04 - The Sniffing Accountant
00:03:27 He says they're looking to maybe put somebody on,
00:03:28 so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
00:03:31 Next Friday? What time?
S05E08 - The Barber
00:08:14 I made a toast.
00:08:17 What about your boss,
00:08:18 who interviewed you?
S05E10 - The Cigar Store Indian
00:02:56 Mm-hmm.
00:02:58 So you gonna talk to your boss about it, huh?
00:02:59 Mm-hmm. First thing in the morning.
00:15:23 What did who say?
00:15:24 Your boss.
00:15:26 Didn't you tell him about the coffee-table book?
S05E15 - The Pie
00:03:26 Don't they have some really cool suits in there?
00:03:28 Real boss.
00:03:30 I'm going down there.
S05E22 - The Opposite
00:13:23 Oh, my God.
00:13:31 Hey, boss.
00:13:32 Kramer, come in.
00:14:45 I was in real estate.
00:14:47 I quit because my boss wouldn't let me use
00:14:49 his private bathroom. That was it.
S06E02 - The Big Salad
00:00:58 They're pretty expensive.
00:01:01 Well, it's for my boss.
00:01:03 What do you do?
00:18:11 George, all I did was hand someone a bag.
00:18:21 It's just that my boss is very demanding,
00:18:23 and he needed the pencil right away.
S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store
00:08:48 Hey, I got Jon Voight's LeBaron.
00:08:52 Boss.
00:08:56 Four thousand dollars!
S06E09 - The Secretary
00:15:04 I am?
00:15:05 A secretary cannot make more than her boss.
00:15:08 Well, apparently they can.
S06E10 - The Race
00:02:39 I know. Finally!
00:02:40 But, George, guess who her boss is.
00:02:42 Duncan Meyer.
S06E16 - The Beard
00:01:11 -Of course he's gay. -Yeah.
00:01:14 So anyway, his boss has this box at the Met, and he invited him...
00:01:17 ...to go see Swan Lake with him and his wife. But he's afraid his boss...
00:01:14 So anyway, his boss has this box at the Met, and he invited him...
00:01:17 ...to go see Swan Lake with him and his wife. But he's afraid his boss...
00:01:21 ...can't handle his orientation. So I'm going along as his date.
00:14:03 So I'm going out tonight with Robert...
00:14:08 ...and the boss and his wife.
00:14:10 So tonight you gonna make the move?
S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club
00:01:44 -Jerry, I need to borrow your camera. -Why?
00:01:46 Well, I wanna put a picture of me and my boss up in the office.
00:01:49 What for?
S06E23 - The Face Painter
00:15:00 but I don't think she heard me. You know, left ear.
00:15:04 - What? - Yeah, her boss told me...
00:15:07 that she can't hear very well out of her left ear.
S07E12 - The Caddy
00:03:21 hasn't really been working out,
00:03:23 and the boss thinks you're the man for the job.
00:03:25 So keep it under your hat.
S08E01 - The Foundation
00:05:54 Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.
00:05:57 Well, you're your own boss now.
00:05:59 I wanna go to a tractor pull.
S08E06 - The Fatigues
00:00:18 It-- Best move I ever made.
00:00:20 Mentor? You mean your boss?
00:00:21 Oh, no, no, no. Cynthia's just a successful businesswoman
S08E15 - The Susie
00:03:35 -All right. -Great.
00:03:37 Hey, did you get your boss's Knick ticket for Kramer?
00:03:39 Yeah, here. Great.
S09E04 - The Blood
00:02:29 I couldn't raise a kid?
00:02:30 Come on. I love bossing people around.
00:02:34 Hey.
S09E07 - The Slicer
00:02:42 and got the hell out of there.
00:02:43 And that guy is your new boss?
00:02:45 Mm-hm, until that stupid photo jogs his memory.
00:19:26 Yeah, if I can grab my slicer, and if he holds still--
00:19:28 No, no, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.
00:19:32 It'll be ultrathin. He'll barely feel it.
S09E09 - The Apology
00:12:58 I'm not sure what you want me to do.
00:13:00 Well, aren't you the boss of him?
00:13:02 You shouldn't let him move up.
00:16:40 Hey, Puddy.
00:16:41 Hey, babe, your boss called.
00:16:42 You owe five bucks for a balloon bouquet.
S09E10 - The Strike
00:18:57 Who's the suit?
00:18:58 Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Mr. Kruger.
00:19:02 Have you seen the pole, Kruger?
S09E11 - The Dealership
00:17:05 Uh, then we'll talk about the car.
00:17:06 I don't wanna get back with her. She's too bossy.
00:17:08 David.
S09E16 - The Burning
00:17:54 Ugh. You should be trying to save me.
00:17:57 Don't boss me. This is why you're going to hell.
00:17:59 I am not going to hell.
00:19:10 that you're going to hell.
00:19:11 And you feel that she's too bossy.
00:19:14 Yeah, that's right.
S09E17 - The Bookstore
00:21:39 we've had a lot of trouble with theft lately,
00:21:41 and my boss said I have to make an example of someone.
00:21:43 So it could be anyone?