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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles

00:01:07	Look at it. lt's too high.
00:01:09	It's in no man's land. You look like you live with your mother.
00:01:12	Are you through?

00:15:36	The only time l ever see them is in the bottom of wastebaskets.
00:15:39	Two or three look like they've been through some horrible experience.
00:15:44	Tortured, interrogated, l don't know what happened to them.

S01E02 - The Stakeout

00:11:53	You know what? This is not that bad an idea.
00:12:11	What does she look like?
00:12:12	I don't know. It's hard to say.

S02E03 - The Jacket

00:18:44	I turned my jacket inside out.
00:18:46	Well, you look like a damn fool.
00:18:50	Well, it's a new suede jacket.

S02E06 - The Statue

00:04:35	Hey,
00:04:36	I look like Joe Friday in Dragnet.
00:04:38	♪ Dum-dee-dum-dum ♪

S03E03 - The Pen

00:12:57	Your capillaries?
00:12:58	Do you know what you look like?
00:12:59	How are you doing?

S03E08 - The Tape

00:09:52	They send me? All right, a-ask them, does it really work?
00:09:58	They say you grow hair, look like Stalin.
00:10:01	Oh.

S03E09 - The Nose Job

00:06:06	What could I possibly be thinking?
00:06:08	You look like you've got something on your mind.
00:06:11	Oh, yeah, right.

S03E11 - The Alternate Side

00:16:59	I mean, if I break up with him now,
00:17:01	it'll look like I'm abandoning him because of his condition.
00:17:03	I'll be ostracized from the community.

S03E13 - The Subway

00:06:09	What do you know?
00:06:11	You didn't look like someone who needed a job.
00:06:14	Me?

00:14:58	What if I take mine off and she still has hers on?
00:15:00	Then I really look like an idiot.
00:15:01	She could get offended and leave.

S03E16 - The Fix-Up

00:05:36	And then they paint in these eyebrows
00:05:38	to look like that.
00:05:40	Well, let me tell you something about George.

00:06:37	I am not going down that road.
00:06:45	What does she look like?
00:06:49	She's good-looking.

00:08:15	No, no. He's a really, really funny guy.
00:08:19	What does he look like?
00:08:21	Pardon?

00:08:21	Pardon?
00:08:22	What does he look like?
00:08:24	Um... Well, he's got a lot of character in his face.

00:12:45	Come on. Take some, Jerry. Grab them.
00:12:46	No, thanks. They look like they came out of a cereal box.
00:12:49	Hey, come on, Elaine, here. Take half a bag.

S03E19 - The Limo

00:07:13	There could be more than one O'Brien who ordered a limo.
00:07:16	First of all, you don't look like any O'Brien, period.
00:07:18	Well, you should've been O'Brien.

00:18:07	You know, it's funny.
00:18:09	You don't look like an O'Brien.
00:18:11	Me?

00:18:14	Get a load of this guy.
00:18:18	And you really don't look like a Murphy.
00:18:19	I may not look like a Murphy,

00:18:18	And you really don't look like a Murphy.
00:18:19	I may not look like a Murphy,
00:18:21	but I act like a Murphy.

S03E23 - The Keys

00:01:54	What are you doing?
00:01:55	What does it look like I'm doing? What?
00:01:57	Get out of the bathroom! I've gotta go!

00:18:19	Well, this is great.
00:18:21	All right, what do they look like?
00:18:22	Like keys. They look like keys, George.

00:18:21	All right, what do they look like?
00:18:22	Like keys. They look like keys, George.
00:18:25	They look exactly like keys.

00:18:25	They look exactly like keys.
00:18:28	"What do they look like?"
00:18:32	Well, they're obviously not here.

S04E01 - The Trip (1)

00:21:02	These hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"
00:21:07	That guy you talked to, what did he look like?
00:21:09	Short little bald guy with glasses.

S04E02 - The Trip (2)

00:08:53	Mine too. Love the 12-gauge.
00:08:54	Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol.
00:08:56	What have we got over there?

S04E05 - The Wallet

00:21:37	throws away a perfectly good watch?
00:21:40	Doesn't that watch look like the one that we gave Jerry?
00:21:42	Hey, where's the waiter?

S04E08 - The Cheever Letters

00:05:35	I think we got a bite on it.
00:05:42	Doesn't George look like your sister, Sara?
00:05:48	A slight resemblance.

00:17:57	And this is my Aunt Sara.
00:18:00	He doesn't look like me.
00:18:04	Sara, what do you have on your wheels?

S04E09 - The Opera

00:14:18	I'll tell you what I'll do,
00:14:19	because you look like a nice guy.
00:14:20	A thousand dollars for the deuce.

S04E12 - The Airport

00:02:42	Two people like you? I wouldn't expect much.
00:02:44	You don't even look like you know what you're doing.
00:02:46	Come on, seriously.

S05E01 - The Mango

00:15:44	Yeah. Now, get the ones that are red on the inside.
00:15:46	Uh-uh. Well, how do I know what they look like inside?
00:15:48	What do they look like on the outside?

00:15:46	Uh-uh. Well, how do I know what they look like inside?
00:15:48	What do they look like on the outside?
00:15:50	Oh! And get some plantains.

S05E02 - The Puffy Shirt

00:04:54	Puffy.
00:04:56	See, I think people wanna look like pirates.
00:05:00	You know, It's the right time for it,

00:15:11	You're all puffed up.
00:15:15	You look like the Count of Monte Cristo.
00:15:18	I have to wear it, The woman has orders for this shirt,

00:15:27	that cares about poor people.
00:15:30	You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier.
00:15:34	(KNOCK ON DOOR)

00:18:09	Yes, it's a puffy shirt.
00:18:11	You look like a pirate.
00:18:14	Like a pirate. Anyway, uh, you know,

00:20:28	Who's dressing you?
00:20:30	You look like a complete idiot.
00:20:31	I wouldn't wipe my--

S05E03 - The Glasses

00:16:34	He looks like a horse.
00:16:35	He does look like a horse.
00:16:37	Yeah, he's got a real horse face.

S05E07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt

00:04:13	What?
00:04:14	Yeah, you look like you put on 5...
00:04:17	10 pounds.

S05E08 - The Barber

00:04:12	I know.
00:04:13	You look like you're five years-old.
00:04:17	What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.

S05E11 - The Conversion

00:14:08	What're you doin'?
00:14:09	What does it look like I'm doin'?
00:14:11	"Matthew. Luke.

S05E12 - The Stall

00:19:10	You know...
00:19:12	Oh. You're afraid he might look like Zippy the Pinhead.
00:19:16	Yeah, I mean, I mean,

S05E15 - The Pie

00:10:52	No. Nothing.
00:10:55	You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:11:09	I'll see you tomorrow.

00:14:38	and he felt my face for a really long time,
00:14:41	you know, to see what I look like.
00:14:43	He almost put his finger up my nose.

S06E01 - The Chaperone

00:21:28	And what is with the Yankees?
00:21:30	They look like they're having trouble running.
00:21:32	They can't move.

S06E07 - The Soup

00:00:22	he should just say,
00:00:23	"I look like the person you used to know,
00:00:25	"but I've been modified to survive in this relationship.

S06E08 - The Mom and Pop Store

00:07:55	Oh, I can't wear these. They look ridiculous.
00:08:00	You look like a cowboy, huh!
00:08:03	I don't wanna be a cowboy!

S06E09 - The Secretary

00:03:32	You got no waist in that thing.
00:03:34	And your arms look like something
00:03:35	hanging in a kosher deli.

S06E10 - The Race

00:15:47	does that mean you can't wear anything nice?
00:15:50	You look like Trotsky.
00:15:51	Good.

00:15:55	Be a communist.
00:15:56	Can't you at least look like a successful communist?
00:15:59	All right.

S06E12 - The Label Maker

00:06:21	They just put 'em in the same cage.
00:06:24	What does he look like?
00:06:25	Oh, that's the worst part of it.

00:06:30	He looks like you, and he's workin' from the inside?
00:06:32	I look like me, and I'm workin' from the outside.
00:06:34	Who do you think's in the better position?

S06E13 - The Scofflaw

00:07:45	Yup.
00:07:48	You look like something's on your mind.
00:07:50	No, nothing.

00:11:37	It's an eye patch.
00:11:38	You look like a pirate.
00:11:41	I wanna be a pirate.

S06E18 - The Doorman

00:10:54	-What about physically? -Physically?
00:10:58	-You know, what did she look like? -Well, you've seen pictures.
00:11:01	Well, you can't tell much from those pictures.

S06E20 - The Doodle

00:03:18	I'm grotesque.
00:03:21	I look like a troll.
00:03:23	It's just a drawing.

00:03:26	How could you possibly like somebody
00:03:28	if you think they look like this?
00:03:30	: Hello!

00:15:46	Of course not.
00:15:47	You don't care what I look like.
00:15:48	That's right. I don't.

S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club

00:00:32	...they always have the stewardess close that stupid curtain, you know?
00:00:36	They give you that look like:
00:00:37	"Maybe if you had worked a little harder...."

00:04:07	-I just gotta pick up a toothbrush. -Okay.
00:04:10	Hey, Kramer. Who does that look like?
00:04:15	-I don't know. -Come on, come on.

S07E01 - The Engagement

00:10:48	Of course a woman.
00:10:50	What does she look like?
00:10:51	I'm sure she's plenty gorgeous.

S07E06 - The Soup Nazi

00:09:05	W-wait, what are you doing?
00:09:07	What does it look like we're doing?
00:09:08	We're taking this.

00:12:48	I don't know.
00:12:49	But you look like you're happy.
00:12:51	Why should I care?

S07E09 - The Sponge

00:01:49	Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her, and he gave it to me.
00:01:52	Oh, what's he look like?
00:01:53	I really didn't pay much attention.

S07E10 - The Gum

00:00:25	because when you're chewing gum
00:00:26	you don't look like you're too thrilled
00:00:27	with anything anybody has to say.

S07E13 - The Seven

00:02:25	All right. I'll tell you what.
00:02:27	You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out.
00:02:30	You want a beautiful name?

S07E16 - The Shower Head

00:05:17	Do you realize how short the Kalahari Bushmen are?
00:05:20	I'm gonna look like a giant to those guys.
00:05:25	I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine.

00:11:36	Jerry, let me ask you, I saw some people back there...
00:11:39	- they look like family. Is that family? - I got some family backstage.
00:11:42	My family's nuts. They're crazy.

S07E17 - The Doll

00:02:08	- that said Costanza. - There's a Costanza in Tuscany?
00:02:11	Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?
00:02:13	I didn't talk to anyone. I was just walking by and saw the sign.

00:11:46	Jerry, come on. If my mother keeps shrinking...
00:11:49	this is exactly what she's gonna look like in 10 years.
00:11:51	- Why don't you just get rid of it? - I tried.

00:21:23	I just wanted a second opinion.
00:21:31	Take a look at this. Does that look like my flesh and blood?
00:21:34	- Of course, your mother... - Oh, stop bothering everybody...

S07E20 - The Calzone

00:04:55	he looks the other way.
00:04:57	So then, as I'm leaving, he gives me a look like:
00:05:00	"Thanks for nothin'."

S07E23 - The Wait Out

00:00:44	Yeah.
00:00:45	You look like Brenda Starr.
00:00:48	Is that good?

S07E24 - The Invitations

00:01:47	It's Susan.
00:01:49	Well, you-- You look like a Lilly.
00:01:56	It's coming, Jerry, it's coming.

S08E02 - The Soul Mate

00:08:36	Oh, my, yes.
00:08:38	They look like they were eaten away by weevils.
00:08:41	It's getting warm in here. Open the window.

S08E05 - The Package

00:05:52	I know. I just sort of leaned on it
00:05:53	so it would look like it was mine.
00:05:55	Driver seems a little put out.

00:20:09	Clean? Hardly.
00:20:14	This doesn't look like a man
00:20:16	who's happy with his stereo performance, now, does it?

S08E07 - The Checks

00:06:39	I think we can do a little better than that.
00:06:41	You look like you could use a solid meal
00:06:42	at a real restaurant.

00:06:42	at a real restaurant.
00:06:43	You look like you could use a--
00:06:45	Jerry.

S08E10 - The Andrea Doria

00:13:01	Is he not gonna go?
00:13:02	Doesn't look like it's gonna happen. Aw.
00:13:05	All right, well, I'll see ya.

S08E17 - The English Patient

00:03:44	No, you're a little taller.
00:03:50	You look like you're in better shape than Neil.
00:03:52	Do you work out?

S08E19 - The Yada Yada

00:02:51	We're double-dating tonight.
00:02:53	If we wear the same shirt, we'll look like idiots.
00:02:56	Hm. Turn around.

00:09:19	No one wears the shirt next time.
00:09:21	-'Cause they already saw it. -We'll look like idiots.
00:09:25	Well, we, uh...

S08E21 - The Muffin Tops

00:01:03	I'm still watching 'em.
00:01:06	You look like a tourist.
00:01:08	All right, all right. Let me ask you something.

00:18:54	Well, I was gonna dump this.
00:18:56	It doesn't look like garbage.
00:18:58	Well, it's muffin stumps.

S09E07 - The Slicer

00:20:20	L-look at my neck.
00:20:21	I look like I had a beard of bees.
00:20:23	Why don't you see somebody about it?

S09E13 - The Cartoon

00:04:43	Well, maybe we do look a little like each other.
00:04:45	No. What do you know about what you look like?
00:04:49	Come on, George, relax.

00:13:59	My friends are idiots.
00:14:01	She doesn't look like Jerry.
00:14:02	She doesn't look like anybody.

00:14:01	She doesn't look like Jerry.
00:14:02	She doesn't look like anybody.
00:14:06	And so what if she does look like Jerry?

00:14:02	She doesn't look like anybody.
00:14:06	And so what if she does look like Jerry?
00:14:08	What does that mean?

00:14:15	And that somehow that would be exactly what I always wanted?
00:14:21	She doesn't even look like Jerry.
00:14:24	You know, I really look a lot like your friend Jerry.

S09E18 - The Frogger

00:06:33	Oh, come on. There's a lot of people
00:06:34	walking around that look like me.
00:06:36	Not as many as there used to be.

00:19:42	Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
00:20:02	He look like a frog.
00:20:06	So do you.