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S01E01 - The Seinfeld Chronicles
00:01:56 How come you're not doing the second show tomorrow?
00:01:58 Well, there's this woman who might be coming in.
00:02:02 Wait a second. Wait a second.
00:02:33 So, you know, what happened?
00:02:36 Well, nothing happened. But it was great.
00:02:38 Nothing happened, but it was... This is great.
00:02:44 God bless. You devil, you.
00:02:47 Yeah. Well, not exactly.
00:02:49 I mean, she said... She called this morning and said...
00:09:18 I don't know. Go hunt.
00:09:27 Well, what happened in the game, anyway?
00:09:30 What happened?
00:09:30 What happened?
00:09:32 Well, they stunk! That's what happened.
00:09:39 You know l almost wound up going to that game?
00:11:16 - Oh, give me it. Let me talk. - No. What's up?
00:11:19 - Well, let me talk to her. - I'm always up at this hour.
00:11:22 How are you? Great.
00:13:14 Hey, he really likes you, George.
00:13:16 Well, that's flattering.
00:13:20 He's getting a drink of water.
00:14:26 real estate that...?
00:14:30 Well, l might be getting into that.
00:14:32 - You keep me posted. - I'm aware of you. All right, let's go.
00:19:09 Really? What would you like to do?
00:19:11 Well...
00:19:13 l know this sounds touristy, but l'd love to go on one of those...
S01E02 - The Stakeout
00:02:42 No. Never mind.
00:02:45 Well, what is it?
00:02:47 Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar
00:02:45 Well, what is it?
00:02:47 Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar
00:02:50 for her birthday, but...
00:06:20 Comedian.
00:06:22 Really? Well, that explains it.
00:06:25 Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taff.
00:07:02 Why, what did I do?
00:07:03 Well, I just don't appreciate these little courtesy responses,
00:07:07 like I'm selling you aluminum siding.
00:09:43 So how come nothing materialized there?
00:09:45 Well, it's a tough thing to talk about.
00:09:48 Uh...
00:09:57 So what was it?
00:10:00 Well, we fight a lot for some reason.
00:10:03 -Oh, well. -Oh, well.
00:10:00 Well, we fight a lot for some reason.
00:10:03 -Oh, well. -Oh, well.
00:10:06 And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry.
00:10:06 And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry.
00:10:16 Well, I think she's a very attractive girl.
00:10:19 Oh, she is. She absolutely is.
00:13:10 If we see her, which is remote.
00:13:13 Well, what do you want me to say, I just wandered in here?
00:13:15 We're having lunch with a friend.
00:13:44 Yeah, right.
00:13:45 Well, what does he do?
00:13:48 He's an importer.
00:15:04 I'm a-- I'm an architect.
00:15:09 Really? Well, what do you design?
00:15:14 Uh, railroads.
00:16:30 You're such a stickler.
00:16:32 Well, put something down.
00:16:33 You're taking 20 minutes on this.
00:16:43 and she says,
00:16:45 "Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandelay."
00:16:53 She said what?
00:17:36 Who am I, Rich Little?
00:17:39 Well, she can't be too mad.
00:17:42 She's still coming to the wedding.
00:19:39 and you were so annoyed in the cab.
00:19:41 Well, Jerry, I never saw you flirt with anyone before.
00:19:45 It was quite the spectacle.
00:20:41 Uh-huh. Yeah.
00:20:45 Well, anybody specific?
00:20:47 No.
00:21:05 I don't think so.
00:21:06 Well, what does he do?
00:21:08 Is he an artisan, a craftsman,
00:22:00 Isn't this? It's hard
00:22:02 because you know each other so well, you know?
00:22:06 You know all each other's tricks.
S01E03 - The Robbery
00:03:15 She's on the lease. George, you have got to find another place for me.
00:03:19 Yeah, well, a little rough finding something good in your price range.
00:03:23 Hey, but you, my friend, may be in luck.
00:04:21 - You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.
00:04:27 Well, for me it's a step up.
00:04:29 It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.
00:05:41 You left the door open?
00:05:43 Oh, well, you know, I was cooking...
00:05:45 and I came in to get the spatula.
00:06:05 Yeah, and...?
00:06:07 Well, I got caught up watching a soap opera.
00:06:11 Bold and the Beautiful.
00:07:30 I see.
00:07:33 Well, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll look into it. We'll let you know if we find anything.
00:07:37 - Do you ever find anything? - No.
00:07:37 - Do you ever find anything? - No.
00:07:45 - Well, thanks anyway. - You bet.
00:07:49 I didn't get that joke either.
00:09:42 We can find him. He's a penguin."
00:09:54 Well, come on.
00:09:58 This is an apartment. This is a home.
00:14:33 I am not taking it.
00:14:35 Well, one of you better damn well take it.
00:14:37 - Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know.
00:14:35 Well, one of you better damn well take it.
00:14:37 - Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know.
00:14:40 You wanna flip a coin?
00:18:14 And the judge would go, "Did he call it?"
00:18:17 "Well, no, he didn't call it." Bang. "He has to call it. Case closed.
00:18:21 Objection overruled."
00:19:36 All right. Forget it. I'm not moving.
00:19:38 Well, me neither.
00:19:39 - Definitely? - Definitely.
00:21:43 We're aware of the proximity to the park.
00:21:47 Well, it was nice to meet you.
00:21:51 Nice meeting you.
S01E04 - Male Un-Bonding
00:01:43 (CHUCKLES) I had to say something
00:01:46 Everything was going so well.
00:01:47 I had to say something.
00:04:24 I hate just being handed a phone.
00:04:26 Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you.
00:04:28 Maybe I didn't want to talk to him.
00:04:28 Maybe I didn't want to talk to him.
00:04:30 Well, why not?
00:04:31 He bothers me.
00:05:55 just to see if he's paying attention.
00:05:57 Well, I don't understand why you spend time with this guy.
00:06:00 What can I do, break up with him?
00:12:45 Ewing's hurt? How long is he gonna be out?
00:12:47 Well, a couple days at the most, but...
00:12:49 Oh, sheesh.
00:14:39 Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.
00:14:41 Well, then I'm not gonna go to the game either, okay?
00:14:44 I'll give him both tickets.
00:15:46 It's all supervised!
00:15:48 Oh. well...
00:15:49 KRAMER: All of it!
00:21:04 You know, the wall being down and everything.
00:21:07 Well, what about Thursday night?
00:21:09 I mean, they're playing the Sonics.
00:21:23 You really should.
00:21:26 Well, let's just take a look here.
00:21:29 41 home games.
S01E05 - The Stock Tip
00:00:57 Why are we buying all this food?"
00:01:03 Well, I think Superman
00:01:05 probably has a very good sense of humor.
00:04:15 Some sort of electronic thingy.
00:04:17 Well, how much are you gonna invest?
00:04:19 Five thousand.
00:08:01 Sell it! Just say, "I'm selling."
00:08:03 Well, where is the guy?
00:08:07 Nothing? Almost half my money is gone.
00:08:07 Nothing? Almost half my money is gone.
00:08:11 Well, call me right back.
00:08:14 Nobody can reach Wilkenson.
00:09:01 What friends?
00:09:02 Well, it's just some people I met at a rock concert.
00:09:06 Do you mind if they use your bed?
00:09:21 You're kidding.
00:09:23 Well, what's wrong?
00:09:27 So, what are we gonna do?
00:09:58 He...just hasn't heard back yet, that's all.
00:10:00 Well, this is it. I'm selling.
00:10:02 All right, just-- Just give it a little more time.
00:12:21 is so I can say to the dry cleaner,
00:12:23 "Well...it's ruined,"
00:12:27 and of course, the dry cleaner can respond,
00:13:53 to rub out a couple of cats?
00:13:56 Well, it couldn't be too expensive.
00:13:58 Thirteen, 14 bucks a cat?
00:16:16 but for a sick guy, he's very strong.
00:16:20 Well, that's it. Look, I'm going to Vermont.
00:16:23 I don't want to think about this.
00:17:16 No, it's got a little battery.
00:17:18 Well, that's good.
00:17:20 Well, the drive home should be a delight.
00:17:18 Well, that's good.
00:17:20 Well, the drive home should be a delight.
00:17:23 I'm speeding the whole way. Let them throw me in jail. I don't care.
00:17:36 Not especially.
00:17:38 Well, what do you want to do this afternoon?
00:17:40 What can we do? It's raining.
00:18:57 Twenty-nine hours to go?
00:19:00 Well, at least I've got plenty of time
00:19:01 to find out the name of that perfume.
S02E01 - The Ex-Girlfriend
00:01:32 But eventually, you have to come back with:
00:01:35 "Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long.
00:01:38 -You're a human being. -I didn't even ask her out.
00:07:56 So forget about the books.
00:07:58 -Did you read them? -Well, yeah.
00:08:01 What do you need them for?
00:08:48 So, what did you do?
00:08:49 Well, nothing. It's no skin off my hide if people like to look.
00:08:52 I just didn't see what the big attraction was.
00:08:52 I just didn't see what the big attraction was.
00:08:55 Well, I have a general idea what it was.
00:08:59 I could take a guess.
00:11:55 You stand up and kind of look around at the other people.
00:11:58 "Well, I guess I've been chosen.
00:12:03 I'll see you all later."
00:12:59 Touch this, feel that. 75 bucks.
00:13:03 Well, it's a first visit.
00:13:05 What's 75 bucks?
00:13:45 Yeah.
00:13:48 Well....
00:13:52 Night.
00:14:32 -Joe's? -No. Supermarket.
00:14:35 Well, is it good?
00:14:37 -It's.... It's okay. -Let me taste that.
00:17:01 No. No good.
00:17:05 Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.
00:17:08 Well, I'm taking this back.
00:17:05 Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.
00:17:08 Well, I'm taking this back.
00:17:14 So I had what you might call a little encounter this morning.
00:20:20 Of course I want to talk about it.
00:20:23 Well, okay.
00:20:25 I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.
00:20:37 My act? What does that have to do with anything?
00:20:40 Well, to be honest...
00:20:43 ...it just didn't make it for me.
S02E02 - The Pony Remark
00:02:11 This is your greatest moment, a game?
00:02:15 Well, no. Sharon Besser, of course.
00:02:19 You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?
00:02:32 Is this a jacket to wear to an anniversary party?
00:02:35 Well, the man's an individualist. He worked for Harry Flemming.
00:02:39 -He knows what he's doing. -But it's their 50th anniversary.
00:04:24 -Gonna do this yourself? -It's a simple job.
00:04:28 -Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can.
00:04:32 I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
00:04:32 I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
00:04:37 Well, I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber.
00:04:41 -Hey, that's some big job. -I don't see it happening.
00:04:41 -Hey, that's some big job. -I don't see it happening.
00:04:47 Yeah, well, this time-- This time you're wrong.
00:04:49 -Come on, I'll even bet you. -Seriously?
00:06:23 Phenomenal peas.
00:06:28 -Are you ready for dessert? -Well...
00:06:30 ...actually, we do have to kind of get going.
00:06:36 -I don't really eat dessert. I'm dieting. -Yeah, I can't eat dessert either.
00:06:41 The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.
00:06:45 -Can't dance? -He's kidding, Manya.
00:07:14 I had a pony.
00:07:21 Well, I didn't really mean a pony per se.
00:07:26 When I was a little girl in Poland...
00:07:44 He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him.
00:07:47 Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?
00:07:51 Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?
00:09:15 Nobody likes a kid with a pony.
00:09:18 Well, if you ever talk to her, tell her I'm sorry. Elaine too. She feels terrible.
00:09:22 -You know, you should call Manya. -Maybe I will.
00:09:33 So how are your levels coming along?
00:09:36 Well, I decided I'm not gonna do it.
00:09:40 Really? What a shock.
00:10:01 Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet.
00:10:03 Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it.
00:10:06 That's the bet, that you're not doing it.
00:10:13 ...we bet on if it would be done.
00:10:15 -And it could be done. -Well, of course it could be done.
00:10:18 Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done.
00:12:01 Yes, I know.
00:12:04 Well, it's just one of those things.
00:12:07 Sure, sure. We'll see you then.
00:14:56 I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?"
00:14:58 Well, is this a waste of time? What should we be doing?
00:15:01 -Can't you have coffee with people? -You know....
00:17:15 It was the pride of Cracow.
00:17:24 Well, game's starting just about now.
00:17:29 It was good that the two of you came. It was a nice gesture.
00:20:34 What about Sharon Besser?
00:20:35 Oh, well, of course, 1 973.
00:20:38 -Makes you wonder, doesn't it? -Wonder about what?
00:21:25 What do we do with them, besides the pony ride?
00:21:28 Well, why ponies? What are we doing with them?
00:21:30 I mean, police don't use them for, you know, crowd control.
S02E03 - The Jacket
00:00:56 I think I've seen enough.
00:00:58 Well, I might have something in the back.
00:01:01 The back? They never find anything in the back.
00:06:10 Really?
00:06:11 Well, what if it doesn't stop?
00:06:14 Oh, that I really needed to hear.
00:08:30 Hey. Hey, will you do me a solid?
00:08:32 Well, what kind of solid?
00:08:33 Sit in the car two minutes while it's double-parked.
00:08:50 George, do me a solid. Two minutes.
00:08:52 Well, I'm going with him.
00:08:55 I'd like to.
00:10:45 Where's Elaine?
00:10:47 Well, we thought she was meeting you earlier.
00:10:49 She's usually pretty punctual.
00:12:49 Drivel.
00:12:53 Yeah, well, maybe some parts.
00:12:55 What parts?
00:13:20 I can't go back out there.
00:13:22 Well, let's just leave.
00:13:24 Elaine will kill me.