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| 00:01:56 | How come you're not doing the second show tomorrow? |
| 00:01:58 | Well, there's this woman who might be coming in. |
| 00:02:02 | Wait a second. Wait a second. |
| 00:02:33 | So, you know, what happened? |
| 00:02:36 | Well, nothing happened. But it was great. |
| 00:02:38 | Nothing happened, but it was... This is great. |
| 00:02:44 | God bless. You devil, you. |
| 00:02:47 | Yeah. Well, not exactly. |
| 00:02:49 | I mean, she said... She called this morning and said... |
| 00:09:18 | I don't know. Go hunt. |
| 00:09:27 | Well, what happened in the game, anyway? |
| 00:09:30 | What happened? |
| 00:09:30 | What happened? |
| 00:09:32 | Well, they stunk! That's what happened. |
| 00:09:39 | You know l almost wound up going to that game? |
| 00:11:16 | - Oh, give me it. Let me talk. - No. What's up? |
| 00:11:19 | - Well, let me talk to her. - I'm always up at this hour. |
| 00:11:22 | How are you? Great. |
| 00:13:14 | Hey, he really likes you, George. |
| 00:13:16 | Well, that's flattering. |
| 00:13:20 | He's getting a drink of water. |
| 00:14:26 | real estate that...? |
| 00:14:30 | Well, l might be getting into that. |
| 00:14:32 | - You keep me posted. - I'm aware of you. All right, let's go. |
| 00:19:09 | Really? What would you like to do? |
| 00:19:11 | Well... |
| 00:19:13 | l know this sounds touristy, but l'd love to go on one of those... |
| 00:02:42 | No. Never mind. |
| 00:02:45 | Well, what is it? |
| 00:02:47 | Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar |
| 00:02:45 | Well, what is it? |
| 00:02:47 | Well, a bunch of people are getting together tomorrow night at some bar |
| 00:02:50 | for her birthday, but... |
| 00:06:20 | Comedian. |
| 00:06:22 | Really? Well, that explains it. |
| 00:06:25 | Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taff. |
| 00:07:02 | Why, what did I do? |
| 00:07:03 | Well, I just don't appreciate these little courtesy responses, |
| 00:07:07 | like I'm selling you aluminum siding. |
| 00:09:43 | So how come nothing materialized there? |
| 00:09:45 | Well, it's a tough thing to talk about. |
| 00:09:48 | Uh... |
| 00:09:57 | So what was it? |
| 00:10:00 | Well, we fight a lot for some reason. |
| 00:10:03 | -Oh, well. -Oh, well. |
| 00:10:00 | Well, we fight a lot for some reason. |
| 00:10:03 | -Oh, well. -Oh, well. |
| 00:10:06 | And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry. |
| 00:10:06 | And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry. |
| 00:10:16 | Well, I think she's a very attractive girl. |
| 00:10:19 | Oh, she is. She absolutely is. |
| 00:13:10 | If we see her, which is remote. |
| 00:13:13 | Well, what do you want me to say, I just wandered in here? |
| 00:13:15 | We're having lunch with a friend. |
| 00:13:44 | Yeah, right. |
| 00:13:45 | Well, what does he do? |
| 00:13:48 | He's an importer. |
| 00:15:04 | I'm a-- I'm an architect. |
| 00:15:09 | Really? Well, what do you design? |
| 00:15:14 | Uh, railroads. |
| 00:16:30 | You're such a stickler. |
| 00:16:32 | Well, put something down. |
| 00:16:33 | You're taking 20 minutes on this. |
| 00:16:43 | and she says, |
| 00:16:45 | "Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandelay." |
| 00:16:53 | She said what? |
| 00:17:36 | Who am I, Rich Little? |
| 00:17:39 | Well, she can't be too mad. |
| 00:17:42 | She's still coming to the wedding. |
| 00:19:39 | and you were so annoyed in the cab. |
| 00:19:41 | Well, Jerry, I never saw you flirt with anyone before. |
| 00:19:45 | It was quite the spectacle. |
| 00:20:41 | Uh-huh. Yeah. |
| 00:20:45 | Well, anybody specific? |
| 00:20:47 | No. |
| 00:21:05 | I don't think so. |
| 00:21:06 | Well, what does he do? |
| 00:21:08 | Is he an artisan, a craftsman, |
| 00:22:00 | Isn't this? It's hard |
| 00:22:02 | because you know each other so well, you know? |
| 00:22:06 | You know all each other's tricks. |
| 00:03:15 | She's on the lease. George, you have got to find another place for me. |
| 00:03:19 | Yeah, well, a little rough finding something good in your price range. |
| 00:03:23 | Hey, but you, my friend, may be in luck. |
| 00:04:21 | - You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here. |
| 00:04:27 | Well, for me it's a step up. |
| 00:04:29 | It's like moving from Iceland to Finland. |
| 00:05:41 | You left the door open? |
| 00:05:43 | Oh, well, you know, I was cooking... |
| 00:05:45 | and I came in to get the spatula. |
| 00:06:05 | Yeah, and...? |
| 00:06:07 | Well, I got caught up watching a soap opera. |
| 00:06:11 | Bold and the Beautiful. |
| 00:07:30 | I see. |
| 00:07:33 | Well, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll look into it. We'll let you know if we find anything. |
| 00:07:37 | - Do you ever find anything? - No. |
| 00:07:37 | - Do you ever find anything? - No. |
| 00:07:45 | - Well, thanks anyway. - You bet. |
| 00:07:49 | I didn't get that joke either. |
| 00:09:42 | We can find him. He's a penguin." |
| 00:09:54 | Well, come on. |
| 00:09:58 | This is an apartment. This is a home. |
| 00:14:33 | I am not taking it. |
| 00:14:35 | Well, one of you better damn well take it. |
| 00:14:37 | - Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know. |
| 00:14:35 | Well, one of you better damn well take it. |
| 00:14:37 | - Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know. |
| 00:14:40 | You wanna flip a coin? |
| 00:18:14 | And the judge would go, "Did he call it?" |
| 00:18:17 | "Well, no, he didn't call it." Bang. "He has to call it. Case closed. |
| 00:18:21 | Objection overruled." |
| 00:19:36 | All right. Forget it. I'm not moving. |
| 00:19:38 | Well, me neither. |
| 00:19:39 | - Definitely? - Definitely. |
| 00:21:43 | We're aware of the proximity to the park. |
| 00:21:47 | Well, it was nice to meet you. |
| 00:21:51 | Nice meeting you. |
| 00:01:43 | (CHUCKLES) I had to say something |
| 00:01:46 | Everything was going so well. |
| 00:01:47 | I had to say something. |
| 00:04:24 | I hate just being handed a phone. |
| 00:04:26 | Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you. |
| 00:04:28 | Maybe I didn't want to talk to him. |
| 00:04:28 | Maybe I didn't want to talk to him. |
| 00:04:30 | Well, why not? |
| 00:04:31 | He bothers me. |
| 00:05:55 | just to see if he's paying attention. |
| 00:05:57 | Well, I don't understand why you spend time with this guy. |
| 00:06:00 | What can I do, break up with him? |
| 00:12:45 | Ewing's hurt? How long is he gonna be out? |
| 00:12:47 | Well, a couple days at the most, but... |
| 00:12:49 | Oh, sheesh. |
| 00:14:39 | Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money. |
| 00:14:41 | Well, then I'm not gonna go to the game either, okay? |
| 00:14:44 | I'll give him both tickets. |
| 00:15:46 | It's all supervised! |
| 00:15:48 | Oh. well... |
| 00:15:49 | KRAMER: All of it! |
| 00:21:04 | You know, the wall being down and everything. |
| 00:21:07 | Well, what about Thursday night? |
| 00:21:09 | I mean, they're playing the Sonics. |
| 00:21:23 | You really should. |
| 00:21:26 | Well, let's just take a look here. |
| 00:21:29 | 41 home games. |
| 00:00:57 | Why are we buying all this food?" |
| 00:01:03 | Well, I think Superman |
| 00:01:05 | probably has a very good sense of humor. |
| 00:04:15 | Some sort of electronic thingy. |
| 00:04:17 | Well, how much are you gonna invest? |
| 00:04:19 | Five thousand. |
| 00:08:01 | Sell it! Just say, "I'm selling." |
| 00:08:03 | Well, where is the guy? |
| 00:08:07 | Nothing? Almost half my money is gone. |
| 00:08:07 | Nothing? Almost half my money is gone. |
| 00:08:11 | Well, call me right back. |
| 00:08:14 | Nobody can reach Wilkenson. |
| 00:09:01 | What friends? |
| 00:09:02 | Well, it's just some people I met at a rock concert. |
| 00:09:06 | Do you mind if they use your bed? |
| 00:09:21 | You're kidding. |
| 00:09:23 | Well, what's wrong? |
| 00:09:27 | So, what are we gonna do? |
| 00:09:58 | He...just hasn't heard back yet, that's all. |
| 00:10:00 | Well, this is it. I'm selling. |
| 00:10:02 | All right, just-- Just give it a little more time. |
| 00:12:21 | is so I can say to the dry cleaner, |
| 00:12:23 | "Well...it's ruined," |
| 00:12:27 | and of course, the dry cleaner can respond, |
| 00:13:53 | to rub out a couple of cats? |
| 00:13:56 | Well, it couldn't be too expensive. |
| 00:13:58 | Thirteen, 14 bucks a cat? |
| 00:16:16 | but for a sick guy, he's very strong. |
| 00:16:20 | Well, that's it. Look, I'm going to Vermont. |
| 00:16:23 | I don't want to think about this. |
| 00:17:16 | No, it's got a little battery. |
| 00:17:18 | Well, that's good. |
| 00:17:20 | Well, the drive home should be a delight. |
| 00:17:18 | Well, that's good. |
| 00:17:20 | Well, the drive home should be a delight. |
| 00:17:23 | I'm speeding the whole way. Let them throw me in jail. I don't care. |
| 00:17:36 | Not especially. |
| 00:17:38 | Well, what do you want to do this afternoon? |
| 00:17:40 | What can we do? It's raining. |
| 00:18:57 | Twenty-nine hours to go? |
| 00:19:00 | Well, at least I've got plenty of time |
| 00:19:01 | to find out the name of that perfume. |
| 00:01:32 | But eventually, you have to come back with: |
| 00:01:35 | "Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long. |
| 00:01:38 | -You're a human being. -I didn't even ask her out. |
| 00:07:56 | So forget about the books. |
| 00:07:58 | -Did you read them? -Well, yeah. |
| 00:08:01 | What do you need them for? |
| 00:08:48 | So, what did you do? |
| 00:08:49 | Well, nothing. It's no skin off my hide if people like to look. |
| 00:08:52 | I just didn't see what the big attraction was. |
| 00:08:52 | I just didn't see what the big attraction was. |
| 00:08:55 | Well, I have a general idea what it was. |
| 00:08:59 | I could take a guess. |
| 00:11:55 | You stand up and kind of look around at the other people. |
| 00:11:58 | "Well, I guess I've been chosen. |
| 00:12:03 | I'll see you all later." |
| 00:12:59 | Touch this, feel that. 75 bucks. |
| 00:13:03 | Well, it's a first visit. |
| 00:13:05 | What's 75 bucks? |
| 00:13:45 | Yeah. |
| 00:13:48 | Well.... |
| 00:13:52 | Night. |
| 00:14:32 | -Joe's? -No. Supermarket. |
| 00:14:35 | Well, is it good? |
| 00:14:37 | -It's.... It's okay. -Let me taste that. |
| 00:17:01 | No. No good. |
| 00:17:05 | Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit. |
| 00:17:08 | Well, I'm taking this back. |
| 00:17:05 | Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit. |
| 00:17:08 | Well, I'm taking this back. |
| 00:17:14 | So I had what you might call a little encounter this morning. |
| 00:20:20 | Of course I want to talk about it. |
| 00:20:23 | Well, okay. |
| 00:20:25 | I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. |
| 00:20:37 | My act? What does that have to do with anything? |
| 00:20:40 | Well, to be honest... |
| 00:20:43 | ...it just didn't make it for me. |
| 00:02:11 | This is your greatest moment, a game? |
| 00:02:15 | Well, no. Sharon Besser, of course. |
| 00:02:19 | You know what my greatest moment was, don't you? |
| 00:02:32 | Is this a jacket to wear to an anniversary party? |
| 00:02:35 | Well, the man's an individualist. He worked for Harry Flemming. |
| 00:02:39 | -He knows what he's doing. -But it's their 50th anniversary. |
| 00:04:24 | -Gonna do this yourself? -It's a simple job. |
| 00:04:28 | -Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can. |
| 00:04:32 | I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't. |
| 00:04:32 | I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't. |
| 00:04:37 | Well, I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber. |
| 00:04:41 | -Hey, that's some big job. -I don't see it happening. |
| 00:04:41 | -Hey, that's some big job. -I don't see it happening. |
| 00:04:47 | Yeah, well, this time-- This time you're wrong. |
| 00:04:49 | -Come on, I'll even bet you. -Seriously? |
| 00:06:23 | Phenomenal peas. |
| 00:06:28 | -Are you ready for dessert? -Well... |
| 00:06:30 | ...actually, we do have to kind of get going. |
| 00:06:36 | -I don't really eat dessert. I'm dieting. -Yeah, I can't eat dessert either. |
| 00:06:41 | The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance. |
| 00:06:45 | -Can't dance? -He's kidding, Manya. |
| 00:07:14 | I had a pony. |
| 00:07:21 | Well, I didn't really mean a pony per se. |
| 00:07:26 | When I was a little girl in Poland... |
| 00:07:44 | He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. |
| 00:07:47 | Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? |
| 00:07:51 | Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony? |
| 00:09:15 | Nobody likes a kid with a pony. |
| 00:09:18 | Well, if you ever talk to her, tell her I'm sorry. Elaine too. She feels terrible. |
| 00:09:22 | -You know, you should call Manya. -Maybe I will. |
| 00:09:33 | So how are your levels coming along? |
| 00:09:36 | Well, I decided I'm not gonna do it. |
| 00:09:40 | Really? What a shock. |
| 00:10:01 | Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet. |
| 00:10:03 | Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it. |
| 00:10:06 | That's the bet, that you're not doing it. |
| 00:10:13 | ...we bet on if it would be done. |
| 00:10:15 | -And it could be done. -Well, of course it could be done. |
| 00:10:18 | Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done. |
| 00:12:01 | Yes, I know. |
| 00:12:04 | Well, it's just one of those things. |
| 00:12:07 | Sure, sure. We'll see you then. |
| 00:14:56 | I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?" |
| 00:14:58 | Well, is this a waste of time? What should we be doing? |
| 00:15:01 | -Can't you have coffee with people? -You know.... |
| 00:17:15 | It was the pride of Cracow. |
| 00:17:24 | Well, game's starting just about now. |
| 00:17:29 | It was good that the two of you came. It was a nice gesture. |
| 00:20:34 | What about Sharon Besser? |
| 00:20:35 | Oh, well, of course, 1 973. |
| 00:20:38 | -Makes you wonder, doesn't it? -Wonder about what? |
| 00:21:25 | What do we do with them, besides the pony ride? |
| 00:21:28 | Well, why ponies? What are we doing with them? |
| 00:21:30 | I mean, police don't use them for, you know, crowd control. |
| 00:00:56 | I think I've seen enough. |
| 00:00:58 | Well, I might have something in the back. |
| 00:01:01 | The back? They never find anything in the back. |
| 00:06:10 | Really? |
| 00:06:11 | Well, what if it doesn't stop? |
| 00:06:14 | Oh, that I really needed to hear. |
| 00:08:30 | Hey. Hey, will you do me a solid? |
| 00:08:32 | Well, what kind of solid? |
| 00:08:33 | Sit in the car two minutes while it's double-parked. |
| 00:08:50 | George, do me a solid. Two minutes. |
| 00:08:52 | Well, I'm going with him. |
| 00:08:55 | I'd like to. |
| 00:10:45 | Where's Elaine? |
| 00:10:47 | Well, we thought she was meeting you earlier. |
| 00:10:49 | She's usually pretty punctual. |
| 00:12:49 | Drivel. |
| 00:12:53 | Yeah, well, maybe some parts. |
| 00:12:55 | What parts? |
| 00:13:20 | I can't go back out there. |
| 00:13:22 | Well, let's just leave. |
| 00:13:24 | Elaine will kill me. |