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| 00:02:08 | - You didn't. - I thought l told you about her. |
| 00:02:10 | Yeah. She teaches political science... |
| 00:02:12 | l met her the night l did the show in Lansing. |
| 00:22:00 | Isn't this? It's hard |
| 00:22:02 | because you know each other so well, you know? |
| 00:22:06 | You know all each other's tricks. |
| 00:22:02 | because you know each other so well, you know? |
| 00:22:06 | You know all each other's tricks. |
| 00:22:08 | It's like two magicians trying to entertain each other, you know? |
| 00:22:06 | You know all each other's tricks. |
| 00:22:08 | It's like two magicians trying to entertain each other, you know? |
| 00:22:10 | The one goes, "Look, a rabbit." |
| 00:22:15 | I believe that's your card. |
| 00:22:18 | Look, why don't we just saw each other in half |
| 00:22:20 | and call it a night, okay? |
| 00:02:30 | of orange drink for $5.00. |
| 00:02:34 | I reach into my pocket to pay for it, |
| 00:02:35 | I look down, there's this piece of green floss |
| 00:06:00 | What can I do, break up with him? |
| 00:06:02 | Tell him, "I don't think we're right for each other." |
| 00:06:06 | It's a guy. |
| 00:09:05 | Listen, Joel... |
| 00:09:09 | I don't think we should see each other anymore. |
| 00:09:12 | What? |
| 00:12:00 | Sat there for 20 minutes chewing. |
| 00:12:03 | Staring at each other in a defunct relationship. |
| 00:12:06 | Someone says "Get out of my life," |
| 00:08:11 | Well, call me right back. |
| 00:08:14 | Nobody can reach Wilkenson. |
| 00:08:15 | He hasn't been home or in his office in the past three days. |
| 00:03:24 | ...who lives in my building who I was introduced to a couple years ago. |
| 00:03:27 | He's a teacher or something. |
| 00:03:30 | Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street... |
| 00:03:27 | He's a teacher or something. |
| 00:03:30 | Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street... |
| 00:03:33 | ...or in the lobby, or whatever... |
| 00:04:09 | Now there's this intense animosity whenever we pass. |
| 00:04:13 | I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing. |
| 00:04:16 | A relationship is an organism. |
| 00:09:01 | Hey, you know, Jerry... |
| 00:09:03 | ...just because George and I don't see each other... |
| 00:09:06 | ...doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends. |
| 00:16:38 | He said he was getting special instructions, |
| 00:16:40 | that each dove has a different diet. |
| 00:16:42 | So we're wandering around, trying to get a cab, |
| 00:05:13 | Yeah, they're so funny |
| 00:05:14 | and so comfortable with each other, |
| 00:05:15 | and I could be comfortable too, |
| 00:06:07 | What's brutal about the date |
| 00:06:10 | is the scrutiny that you put each other through, |
| 00:06:12 | because whenever you think about this person |
| 00:16:21 | And if you wanna call and apologize, |
| 00:16:24 | you know where to reach me. |
| 00:16:25 | Hey, Ray. |
| 00:21:43 | Things that they think will foil the crooks, you know. |
| 00:21:47 | In your own mind, right? You go to the beach, go in the water. |
| 00:21:49 | Put your wallet in the sneaker. Who's gonna know? |
| 00:03:04 | In fact, I would prefer it |
| 00:03:05 | if the machines are not even touching each other, |
| 00:03:09 | because something could, you know, jump across. |
| 00:20:54 | Maybe I could be a professor or something. |
| 00:20:57 | Well, to teach something, |
| 00:20:59 | you really have to know a lot about it. |
| 00:05:32 | Yeah? |
| 00:05:33 | When we see each other now, |
| 00:05:35 | we retire to our separate quarters, |
| 00:08:38 | -Where were you sitting? -On the couch. |
| 00:08:40 | -Next to each other? -No, separate. |
| 00:08:42 | -Time? -Around 11:00. |
| 00:18:42 | He's coming to settle the score. |
| 00:18:44 | No, you three all know each other. |
| 00:18:46 | There's no point in me getting involved |
| 00:10:05 | It has to be touched? |
| 00:10:07 | That's what a gym teacher once told me. |
| 00:10:12 | -Hey. -Hey. |
| 00:11:46 | He knows that! |
| 00:11:47 | Roy, should we go? Is this a breach of our friendship? |
| 00:11:50 | Oh, can you be any more dramatic? |
| 00:04:52 | I don't know. It must be love. |
| 00:04:55 | I don't think we should see each other anymore. |
| 00:04:58 | You're great, but... |
| 00:12:59 | We knew you were upset-- |
| 00:13:01 | From now on when we pass each other in the hall, |
| 00:13:03 | I don't know you, you don't know me. |
| 00:04:38 | I think that's Mr. Heyman. |
| 00:04:40 | The gym teacher from our high school. |
| 00:04:42 | Shh! |
| 00:14:06 | What else? |
| 00:14:09 | We were, uh, reading passages to each other |
| 00:14:12 | from that Henry Miller book you had. |
| 00:17:26 | Him who? Heyman him. |
| 00:17:30 | Heyman? The gym teacher? You found him? |
| 00:17:33 | Oh, I found him. |
| 00:21:19 | You're hanging from a rope. You have hardly any clothes on. |
| 00:21:22 | Teachers are yelling at you, "Where's your jockstrap?" |
| 00:21:24 | You know, and kids are throwing dodge balls at you. |
| 00:16:18 | Should I-- Should I do it? |
| 00:16:19 | Teach him a lesson he'll never forget. |
| 00:16:21 | Who does he think he is? |
| 00:04:22 | I must have been out of my mind. |
| 00:04:24 | Now, listen, let's keep an eye on each other tonight. |
| 00:04:26 | In case one of us gets in a bad conversation, |
| 00:10:14 | to pursue a woman, |
| 00:10:15 | it's like these two guys never met each other |
| 00:10:17 | ever in life. |
| 00:16:05 | Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been |
| 00:16:09 | far less severe had paramedics been able to reach him sooner." |
| 00:16:14 | Oh, Lord. |
| 00:01:06 | So countries just exchange gifts like that? |
| 00:01:08 | If they like each other. |
| 00:01:10 | There's Elaine. |
| 00:02:27 | That smells good. What is that? |
| 00:02:28 | The beach. |
| 00:02:30 | The beach? |
| 00:02:28 | The beach. |
| 00:02:30 | The beach? |
| 00:02:30 | Yeah. |
| 00:12:41 | You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. |
| 00:12:43 | It's called "The Beach." |
| 00:12:45 | You spray it on, |
| 00:12:45 | You spray it on, |
| 00:12:46 | and it's just like you came home from the beach. |
| 00:12:48 | Hmm. A cologne that smells like the beach. |
| 00:12:46 | and it's just like you came home from the beach. |
| 00:12:48 | Hmm. A cologne that smells like the beach. |
| 00:12:51 | I can't believe I'm saying this... |
| 00:15:57 | I don't know. |
| 00:15:58 | The beach. |
| 00:16:01 | What are you talking about? |
| 00:16:01 | What are you talking about? |
| 00:16:02 | Oh, I'm talking about the beach. |
| 00:16:05 | What about it? |
| 00:16:07 | You know the way you smell... |
| 00:16:10 | when you first come home from the beach? |
| 00:16:14 | Well, I want to make a cologne... |
| 00:16:38 | That's why people take showers |
| 00:16:40 | when they come home from the beach. |
| 00:16:41 | It's an objectionable, offensive odor. |
| 00:13:25 | Well, they're three funny-looking guys |
| 00:13:27 | and they'd hit each other a lot. |
| 00:13:30 | You will show me the stooges? |
| 00:17:15 | He's not going. |
| 00:17:17 | I don't care much for the beach. I freckle. |
| 00:17:24 | Is that a...? |
| 00:20:48 | right in the hotel pool. Not only that |
| 00:20:51 | the hotel opened up an area on the beach for nude bathing |
| 00:20:55 | and all of the models went down there. |
| 00:22:31 | There's nothing more rewarding |
| 00:22:33 | than reaching a goal you've set for yourself. |
| 00:06:08 | Naturally. |
| 00:06:12 | But wait a minute. We're gonna tell each other everything? |
| 00:06:14 | I mean, every secret? |
| 00:19:57 | Now, don't you two see... |
| 00:19:59 | that you're in love with each other? |
| 00:20:04 | I mean, why can't you face that already? |
| 00:01:44 | Hey, you know, |
| 00:01:46 | this is the first time we ever saw each other naked? |
| 00:01:51 | Believe me, I didn't see anything. |
| 00:09:35 | You see a limo go by, |
| 00:09:36 | you know it's either a rich guy or 50 prom kids with $1.75 each. |
| 00:09:42 | Being in the back of a limo, I'm sorry, it's just... |
| 00:02:31 | and when she'd laugh, |
| 00:02:33 | she'd reach out and touch my arm. |
| 00:02:38 | I love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that. |
| 00:11:10 | Hey, grab Jerry's sweater for me, would you? |
| 00:11:21 | Georgia peach Marla Maples |
| 00:11:22 | reportedly threw yet another stiletto... |
| 00:17:19 | Good... |
| 00:17:21 | I'm glad we understand each other. |
| 00:17:22 | It's not complicated. |
| 00:11:07 | Look, I'm really getting tired of all this fighting. |
| 00:11:09 | Maybe we should end this before we really start hating each other. |
| 00:11:12 | Oh, well, you wouldn't want that, |
| 00:13:48 | What can I say? You know, it's a gift. |
| 00:13:50 | I only wish I could teach you, but... |
| 00:13:52 | You know, it's inborn. |
| 00:15:13 | See, they had to move the car so the truck could get through, right? |
| 00:15:16 | But these guys don't trust each other, |
| 00:15:17 | so they got these two non-partisan drivers to move them. |
| 00:21:47 | Ten. |
| 00:21:52 | People will kill each other for a parking space in New York, |
| 00:21:55 | because they think, "If I don't get this one, |
| 00:20:38 | You've gotta watch the show, study it, get a sense of the characters, |
| 00:20:41 | how they relate to each other... |
| 00:20:43 | Okay, can I just watch the show? |
| 00:15:38 | Maybe your mother didn't love you enough. |
| 00:15:41 | Maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school |
| 00:15:43 | when you had your little hand raised. |
| 00:03:17 | Why should I care if my son's into gymnastics? |
| 00:03:19 | 'Cause you're the gymnastics teacher. |
| 00:03:20 | It's only natural. |
| 00:00:16 | saying sorry I missed you." |
| 00:00:18 | So here what we have is two people, hate each other, |
| 00:00:21 | don't really ever want to talk, |
| 00:04:30 | -Raspberry, strawberry. -Strawberry, cranberry. |
| 00:04:32 | Peach. |
| 00:04:37 | I don't know. |
| 00:10:27 | You know, she and I go out to dinner, |
| 00:10:29 | she doesn't even reach for the check. |
| 00:10:31 | That's all I'm asking for is a reach. |
| 00:10:29 | she doesn't even reach for the check. |
| 00:10:31 | That's all I'm asking for is a reach. |
| 00:10:32 | -Is that so much to ask for? -It's nice to get a reach. |
| 00:10:31 | That's all I'm asking for is a reach. |
| 00:10:32 | -Is that so much to ask for? -It's nice to get a reach. |
| 00:10:35 | [BANGING ON DOOR] |
| 00:04:04 | Well, obviously, |
| 00:04:05 | we all know each other very well. |
| 00:04:06 | I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable |
| 00:06:12 | I've ever made in my life. |
| 00:06:14 | So my friend, Joyce, is teaching an aerobics class. |
| 00:06:16 | I'm gonna go tonight. |
| 00:19:20 | But you made it through the day before. |
| 00:19:22 | Yeah, but yesterday, he told Joyce, the aerobics teacher, |
| 00:19:24 | that he wants to meet me outside here at 9:00 tonight. |
| 00:04:54 | -What is that smell? -It's here somewhere. |
| 00:04:55 | It smells like the beach. |
| 00:04:57 | Exactly. |
| 00:06:27 | Whew! That was close. |
| 00:06:29 | The beach! |
| 00:06:32 | You smell like the beach! |
| 00:06:29 | The beach! |
| 00:06:32 | You smell like the beach! |
| 00:06:33 | What's the name of that perfume you're wearing? |
| 00:06:40 | See, I had the idea of a cologne |
| 00:06:42 | that makes you smell like you just came from the beach. |
| 00:06:43 | I know. Look at this. |
| 00:16:47 | And she was in the kitchen |
| 00:16:48 | killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand. |
| 00:16:51 | Why were there so many cockroaches? |
| 00:18:13 | Yeah? |
| 00:18:15 | And when I told him my idea about the beach cologne, |
| 00:18:17 | you know, he laughed at me. |
| 00:20:33 | but all those pickers out there who've been caught... |
| 00:20:35 | each and every one of them |
| 00:20:38 | who has to suffer the shame and humiliation |
| 00:02:16 | I got time. |
| 00:02:18 | It'll give us a chance to get to know each other |
| 00:02:20 | a little better. |
| 00:09:17 | that someday a better self will emerge, |
| 00:09:20 | each flicker of the candles |
| 00:09:21 | on the cake, |
| 00:00:04 | with the beginning of the relationship, I think, |
| 00:00:05 | is that each person has their own sexual timetable |
| 00:00:09 | of what should happen when |
| 00:01:13 | Well... |
| 00:01:15 | I'm trying to get reach with Sharon Leonard. |
| 00:01:17 | She works for the N.Y.U. paper. |
| 00:03:30 | I'm here at the coffee shop, and I was a little late. |
| 00:03:33 | I guess we must have missed each other. |
| 00:03:35 | I'm going to the bathroom. |
| 00:04:37 | She's finally going to do the interview. |
| 00:04:38 | I told her to come up here so we wouldn't miss each other. |
| 00:04:41 | Uh, do you want me to stay, or-- |
| 00:05:51 | You don't touch the nose, |
| 00:05:53 | you don't aspire to reach the nose, |
| 00:05:56 | you don't unhook anything to get to a nose, |
| 00:18:11 | Well, we started talking. |
| 00:18:12 | She's a golf teacher! |
| 00:18:14 | So I went to a lesson, |
| 00:18:15 | and, you know, something happened between us, |
| 00:18:17 | but she's a golf teacher, Jerry! |
| 00:18:18 | I've struck gold! |
| 00:00:42 | I think that's what's so painful about divorce. |
| 00:00:44 | You've been impeached. You weren't even the president. |
| 00:00:54 | Hey, is it my imagination, |
| 00:04:11 | ...go to work, so... - Elaine, when...? When are we...? |
| 00:04:15 | - When are we gonna see each other? - I'm sorry, Russell. I'm sorry, okay? |
| 00:04:19 | Bye-bye. |
| 00:11:34 | This is Martin Van Nostrand. |
| 00:11:36 | - What are you doing here? - You two know each other? |
| 00:11:39 | Wait a minute. I know you. |
| 00:07:13 | Oh! |
| 00:07:14 | Bad peach? |
| 00:07:15 | It's terrible! |
| 00:07:25 | You're returning used fruit? |
| 00:07:27 | Jerry, this peach is subpar. |
| 00:07:33 | So, what do you want me to do? |
| 00:07:46 | - Hey, I stand behind my fruit. - So? |
| 00:07:48 | Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. |
| 00:07:50 | He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches. |
| 00:07:48 | Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. |
| 00:07:50 | He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches. |
| 00:07:52 | I sell the peaches. |
| 00:07:50 | He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches. |
| 00:07:52 | I sell the peaches. |
| 00:07:53 | You got a problem, you talk to him. |
| 00:14:06 | What happened? |
| 00:14:07 | Well, we had a fight over the peach, and, uh, |
| 00:14:10 | well, Joe doesn't want my business. |
| 00:19:20 | Botany, zoology. |
| 00:19:22 | You know, his botany teacher from college |
| 00:19:24 | stays in close touch with him. |
| 00:08:34 | I didn't know that I was required, |
| 00:08:35 | to capture the mood of each caller. |
| 00:08:38 | I just thought that you'd be a little more excited, |